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May 23

• Dudes. Imagine life here in the US — or indeed, pretty much anywhere in the Western world — is a massive role playing game, like World of Warcraft except appallingly mundane, where most quests involve the acquisition of money, cell phones and donuts, although not always at the same time. Let’s call it The Real World. You have installed The Real World on your computer and are about to start playing, but first you go to the settings tab to bind your keys, fiddle with your defaults, and choose the difficulty setting for the game. Got it?
• Okay: In the role playing game known as The Real World, “Straight White Male” is the lowest difficulty setting there is.
• This means that the default behaviors for almost all the non-player characters in the game are easier on you than they would be otherwise. The default barriers for completions of quests are lower. Your leveling-up thresholds come more quickly. You automatically gain entry to some parts of the map that others have to work for. The game is easier to play, automatically, and when you need help, by default it’s easier to get.
• You can lose playing on the lowest difficulty setting. The lowest difficulty setting is still the easiest setting to win on. The player who plays on the “Gay Minority Female” setting? Hardcore.

May 19

(via DOSH | Mario)

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May 01

1. This Rabbit This rabbit feels like you always leave her out of your plans and she is beginning to wonder whether it mightn’t be deliberate. (credit: Beth In Wonderland) (via 33 Animals Who Are Extremely Disappointed In You)

Apr 23

(via The Lifetime Costs of Pets

Apr 04

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